What it's like to live inside my head

Anything. Everything. But nothing that important.
fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

(via heyfunniest)

j5h:

ME

(Source: vinegod, via redheadramblings)

thechurchofbobsaget:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

mapsontheweb:

States with a smaller population than the 10 million inhabitants of Los Angeles County, the most populous US county

Let this sink in

The state of California has more peopel than Canada. Let that sink in.
Less moose though…. CA’s moose per capita number is alarmingly low. #mooseprivilege 

thechurchofbobsaget:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

mapsontheweb:

States with a smaller population than the 10 million inhabitants of Los Angeles County, the most populous US county

Let this sink in

The state of California has more peopel than Canada. Let that sink in.

Less moose though…. CA’s moose per capita number is alarmingly low. #mooseprivilege 

(Source: reddit.com)

I think I meant ‘bald’?

I think I meant ‘bald’?

My mom needs to check herself

My mom needs to check herself

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog, via illegalaustralien)